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In the "most popular news" section today in CNN, you can find this piece of news titled "teacher denies bathroom break":

MAGNOLIA, Ohio (AP) -- A sixth-grader who was denied permission to use the restroom while taking a state achievement test this week had an accident in class, and a school administrator blamed an overzealous teacher.

The shame brought to the student, who had to urinate, was an unfortunate outcome of efforts to prevent cheating, said Sandy Valley Local Schools Superintendent David Janofa.

"There are no words we could say. We feel horrible about this happening," he said...

Another story, which ironically is ranked among the top stories today, is titled "wet woman says hummer pushed her in river" and it's a video about a woman who parked on the side of the a bridge and was pushed to fall 20 ft (7 m) in the river after another car hit her car while she was outside.

I have one question for CNN. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!?!?!??!?!?!?!