Leader of the free .... lake

Shelby Forest State Park, Memphis, TN

It really bothers me sometimes that based on the US constitution, I cannot ever be the US president! I don't understand it when somebody tells me that I cannot do something, because by default I should be able to do anything I put my mind to. What's the point of immigrating to the free world if I'm not free to become a candidate for the presidency? (well, I don't expect anybody to vote for me but at least let me be a candidate!)

Anyways, sometimes it just feels good to act like a leader. I may even forget about the whole US presidency stuff. Here comes the leader of the free ... lake!