Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Psychiatric Office Answering Machine

Listen to this Psychiatric Office Answering Machine Joke. It's very funny.

Also if you are unfamiliar with JibJab, you can explore more while you are there in their site. Look for their original videos like This Land, Big Box Mart, or Do I Creep You Out.

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Wednesday, March 21, 2007

1386 and counting

Happy New Persian Year!



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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Free land in the United States?

Do you want "free land" in Alaska?! All you need is $500 deposit and a contract to build a 1000 sqf house on that land in two years!

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Monday, March 19, 2007

Mac OS 10.4.9

I installed Mac OS 10.4.9 and now I cannot use Safari to read some of the Farsi web pages! Apparently the new OS has replaced the previous system fonts with new ones, and the new fonts (I assume the sans-serif family) are buggy when they come to
displaying Farsi texts (the characters are separated.)

The interesting thing is that FireFox still works fine, which makes me think that FireFox has a separate font library, but I couldn't find any in the package or in /Library. Does anybody know what the heck is happening?

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Updated Thursday: At last I found a solution to the problem; I went to the Font Book and disabled all duplicate fonts in the User font library. Thanks David.

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This sentence is...

Me: Honey, can you please turn... ummmm
My wife: ... the TV down?
- Yes. I'm talking on the ... ummmm
- ... phone and you can't hear anything?
- Exactly. I don't know what's wrong with me today. I don't seem to be able to ... ummmm
- ... finish your sentences?
- Yes! Thank you for ... ummmmm
- ... tolerating you?
- If you say so!

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