How to tick people off

How to tick people off:

• Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
• In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors."
• Reply to everything someone says with "that's what you think."
• Practice making fax and modem noises.
• Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc" them to your boss.
• Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
• Ask people what gender they are.
• Sing along at the opera.
• Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

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Now here are a few more from me:

• Tell everyone how "blessed" they are.
• While in the elevator, suddenly move over and hold your nose.
• When your fellow graduate student talks about "his" stuff in the lab, correct him by saying "you mean the lab stuff that you use more often". (this one works! I guarantee.)
• On a busy sidewalk, look through your camera and pretend that you are taking a picture.
• Call MS XBOX Customer service and when the Indian agent introduces himself as "Tim", tell him your name is Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta
• Record a greeting for your answering machine that says: "Phone number incorrect - please try again."
• Record a greeting for your answering machine that says: "I'm not home but please leave a message for the FBI agent on line."