February 14

I really don't understand why people continue to do their love-related stuff on February 14th of each year. I hate it when I see something is so commercialized. They constantly keep telling you that "she needs this box of chocolate or she dies" and "buy her sexy, buy her Victoria's Secret, or you won't get lucky tonight". If you want to go to a good restaurant, you have to stay in line for a couple of hours even if you have reserved your seats already. Then they put a menu in front of you that is twice as expensive as the original menu. In the end, you go home and have sex. This is the most freaking expensive sex ever during the year.

I propose that we keep the Valentine's sex part on Feb 14, and move other stuff to Feb 16: You can buy three boxes of chocolate for the price of one; you can go to your favorite restaurant and have twice as much food; then you go home and have sex again 'cause it feels like another Valentine's day!